Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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