if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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