just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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