that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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