so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she told me i tasted like america
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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