Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
