Duck Duck Cougar?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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