boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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