batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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