K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I love having hate sex.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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