But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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