I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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