love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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