whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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