Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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