so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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