omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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