There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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