uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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