there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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