I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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