Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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