Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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