how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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