and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
