u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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