i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I am available for nakedness
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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