I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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