Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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