My room smells like vodka and shame
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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