And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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