do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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