Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
