its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
