dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you never un-have a 4some
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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