I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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