I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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