doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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