Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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