did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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