i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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