I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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