help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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