I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
