Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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