i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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