Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Can you bring me the toilet please
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