Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
