When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
soo... how was my night?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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