I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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