yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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