Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
splinters make it hard to masturbate
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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