Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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